It’s 11:00 a.m., and so far today I’ve learned that:

1. I can’t separate eggs without an egg separator.  My breakfast was a disaster.

2. My foundation looks way better when I use the beauty blender instead of a foundation brush.

3. I need to figure out what’s up with my camel toe. Either my thongs are too thick or my yoga pants are not fitting properly. Something’s just not right. But I have on a shirt that’s long enough to cover it so I’ll figure that out later.

4. Apparently, I’m the only mother in America who doesn’t make Easter baskets for their kids, but in my defense, we are usually out of town on Easter.   I was ordered by my sister to assemble baskets and get the plastic candy filled eggs to hide around the house. Maybe, maybe not.

And I still have 10 more hours to go…