Time To Get Mani-Cured

A4F66657-B2C3-435B-9523-ED4D11B77C37So we all know another shutdown is on the horizon and we’re going to have beauty problems again.  For me, feeling like a diva goddess when I’m stuck at home helps my psyche, so if my hair is going to look like a bird’s nest, I’m not letting my nails look like I was stuck under a rock for three months.  If you’re planning ahead like me, I’ve got you covered.

I’ve tried some options to keep my nails from looking like Shrek and this is what I’ve come up with.  If you’re a polish type of gal, I suggest the Dazzle Dry System. What I love the most is that Dazzle Dry is free of harsh chemicals, it’s hypoallergenic, non-toxic, and cruelty nails1free.  If that doesn’t impress you, how about the 7 days of chip free nails?  I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve purchased nail polish after hearing it was chip free for 7 days but after day 4 was a total disastrous ugly little lie! I’m happy to report that this one lived up to my expectations and continues to make me very happy.

There are 4 steps to this nail system, all clearly marked on the bottles with a 1, 2, 3, and 4.  Bottle number 1 is the nail prep, which is a simple swipe of the nails with a cotton ball.  While I was doing the swiping, I was getting the number 2 ready by dunking the closed bottle in a glass of very hot water until the foggy substance inside melted. I’m not sure what that’s all about, but I’m going to assume everything works together to make it stay on for 7 days.

After number 2 was done in the hot water, I applied one coat to each nail.  Next was  bottle 3, which is the color coat.  With over 130 colors to choose from, there’s something for everyone, so I went with a grayish taupe. I used two coats as instructed, the color was very matte and dried pretty quickly.  The last step is the top coat, bottle 4, and that’s when the magic happens!  The matte turns to a high shine and the polish dries to the touch in under 3 minutes.  If you paint inside the lines correctly, which is hard for me to do, it looks like you’ve got on gel nails.  The only drawback is that Dazzle Dry is a little pricey.  The starter pack, which is called the system, is $65 and the colors are $18, but I compared that with the cost of gel nails and it’s actually cheaper in the long run.

If you aren’t into polish, I have a great alternative; nail decals.  There are several brands but my favorite are Dashing Diva brand and you can find them at Ulta, Sally’s, or their website under the tab “gloss”  (I did a post on nail decals a few years back with the brand Incoco, and while I still like those, I love this brand better, they’re much easier to work with because they’re thicker so they don’t rip.)

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The reason I love them is because if you apply them correctly, your nails look perfectly manicured as if you went to the salon and had them professionally done.  I also love that they have sassy accent nails in each pack so you can play around with the different patterns and place them wherever you want.  I tend to have about 6 or 7 packs at a time and when they are all picked through, I create my own masterpiece with all the leftover colors and patterns for even extra value.

Let’s start with the application.  I’ve played with these for months and the best way to apply them is to pick a decal that is slightly smaller than the actual nail.  The reason for this is because when you file them down, it’s easier to file the overhang at the tip of the nail, if the decal starts creeping over to the sides and cuticles it can get tricky.  Trust me on this, if it’s bigger than the nail or even the same size it’s a nightmare to file.  After you find the size you need, start at the nail bed and eyeball it by placing it on the nail as close to the nail bed as possible (you can stick, pull off, and reapply if it’s not in the right spot) once you get it in the right spot, firmly press down on the decal from the nail bed to the tip of your nail with your thumb. Repeat that motion (Pushing down and sliding your thumb from the bed to the tip) a few times to ensure you have a proper stick.

Next, fold the edge over the nail so it sticks to your finger a little and then it’s ready to be filed off.  File the edge of the nail in a downward motion so that it doesn’t flip up. Once the overhang is detached, you’re good to go.  After I apply all the decals, I top it with a clear coat and viola, it’s done!  I use Seche Vive Gel Effect Top Coat from Amazon and that seems to be the one I find works best.  If you want to play around with different top coats, make sure it doesn’t cause the edges to come up around the cuticle.  I found that to be the case with the fast drying ones, even the Dazzle Dry top coat wasn’t a good fit.

69AA252C-AAF8-4AA0-BDA2-EFC58778160DOne thing I want to mention, if they aren’t filed precisely, they can flip up at the tip. This happened to me last week; I was putting on my yoga pants and one of the decals stuck to the fabric and came up. When I pushed the decal down, I noticed it was slightly longer than my nail but I had to look really hard to see it (I refuse to wear readers, I’m not ready to open that can of smelly worms yet!) so my advice on that is this:  Usually after I’ve applied them, at the end of my night when I’m winding down, I’ll sit with my file and lightly file down the edges. I eyeball the nail on the side at eye level to see if there are any overhangs or tiny parts that I didn’t file off correctly the first time.  8 times out of 10, I’ll find something to file off that I thought was perfect about 5 hours prior.  They’ll work the best and stay on the longest if you have no overhang.

My pro tip: the first few days, if anything looks or feels like it’s coming up, rub it back down very firmly and it should stay.  This works because of the heat from your finger when you rub so don’t give up!  If you’ve put them on properly, I promise this works so don’t ruin all of your hard work because they’re being little devils and not sticking!  Lastly, since there are extra decals in the pack, it’s easy to replace one or two if you need to, this makes the manicure last even longer!

Quarantine Hair Don’t Care

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Welcome to my world!

I’m just going to go ahead and say it:  After months of staying at home we all look like Cousin It.  It’s been challenging to look presentable, I sympathize with you all.  I took it upon myself to not only color my hair with God knows what from CVS, but to cut it as well.  I cut the front pieces completely wrong.  I pulled what needed trimming over the front of my face past my nose then cut in a straight line. That turned into a complete disaster!  I’ve watched enough YouTube videos to know that was an awful idea but it didn’t seem like an awful idea in my time of desperation. So now I have “curtain bangs”?  Supposedly that’s a hair style, but I think it’s a fancy name that people use to feel better about themselves when they screw up their hair.  After that, I got cocky because you know I cut myself some curtain bangs- which makes me some sort of hair genius – and I added some long layers in the front.  Those actually look good probably because I did the opposite of what I did the first time.

I’m not sure what was in the CVS color that I used since my hair has been fragile, dry, and frizzy, but I’ve been using some great products that help with that.  The first is Olaplex No. 3, which I ordered from Sephora during a sale (click the link to read about it).  It’s supposed to re-link the broken bonds in your hair, give it strength and reduce further breakage.  Honestly, I’ve been using this once a week since I’ve become my own hairstylist and it’s made such a huge olaplexdifference in the texture.  My hair looks less damaged, somewhat healthier, and is happy.  I’ve also read about some celebrities who’ve used it, plus it got 2,700 really good reviews on Sephora, so when I gave it a try I had high expectations; it didn’t disappoint.  To use this, wet the hair and apply a generous amount onto the wet hair.  Leave on for a minimum of 10 minutes, then wash with shampoo and condition as usual.  I’ve heard of people who put on a shower cap and keep it in all night then wash the next day.  That’s a little too much for me, but hey if you can tolerate sleeping in a shower cap, go for it.  It’s probably easier to apply and wear a shower cap around the house all day then shampoo/condition at the end of the day rather than what I do, which is to find things to shave in the shower for ten minutes.  I’ve shaved things that probably never needed shaving, but how else am I supposed kill 10 unproductive minutes in the shower when no one wants to hear me sing?

Another product that combats my dryness is the Verb Ghost Oil.  I tend to stay away from hair oil because my hair is very fine and it usually ends up looking like wet angel-hair noodles, but this stuff is amazing.  I really love that it’s lightweight and without a weird smell.VGO  I don’t like hair oils that make my hair look like the floor of an oil change station but this one doesn’t make my hair look like that at all. To me, It feels like it soaks into my strands rather than coat my strands like other oils do.  One teeny tiny drop is all it takes and I also like that I don’t have to wash my hands after application because it makes my palms soft with all the leftover goodness.

 

One thing I absolutely can’t live without are the Goody spin pins because they’re fool proof, and they don’t pull your hair whatsoever.  I know it looks weird but all you do is twist your hair into a bun and then screw the spin pin right into the bun.  Ladies: if you spin it in the right way, your hair won’t move!  I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve used two to make two smaller buns on the top of my head and didn’t take them out for five days.  I had a little flyaway hair, but that was easy to fix with some hairspray and a comb, not bad for five days of laziness.  goody hair screwI love to use the spin pin right out of the shower when my hair is wet, I twist my hair into a bun, spin it in, and go about my day while my hair dries. The number one reason that I love the spin pins are because they don’t tug at the hair like hair ties do, especially when sleeping. And those telephone cord looking things? I’m not really sure who thought those were a good idea, but they’re not.  They pull hair and create dents, that’s a huge NO from me! I’m not a hair guru but sleeping with something that pulls at the hair is definitely not the best idea, not to mention the huge hair headaches they cause. No thanks! With dry hair, the spin pin also works wonders because you can create the nicest sexiest messy bun that doesn’t move!  It’s hard to picture that little coil working wonders but somehow it does. You can find them on Amazon, and they also come in a lighter color for all the beautiful blondes in the world.  If you need inspiration, go on YouTube, type in “hair screws” and you’ll find dozens of tutorials.

Hopefully my hair will withstand the rest of the abuse I give it until salons are open and I can see my hair stylist again.  I’m pretty sure she’s going to give me a lecture along with some serious side-eye, but desperate times called for desperate measures and I delivered!